An original

Daddy: (sleepily laying on couch...speaking to nobody in particular) You would never know I drank tea with caffeine in it today.

Allia: I like Cashews.

(everyone a little confused...)

Mommy: Oh, she heard cashews instead of caffeine.

Allia: (smiling slyly) People wear cash-shoes.

(Daddy and mommy laughing)

Mommy: That was really creative Allia!

So, it won't make Comedy Central, but I thought it was really original!